$399 to have a court file some paperwork. $399 to just type some shit into a computer, run some papers I filled out myself through a scanner and put a stamp on a couple of them. At least I didn't have to hire a lawyer, they wanted a starting price of about $400 to just fill out the paperwork that took me less than 30 minutes to do. There's a lesson there by the way. If you don't have assets to split and don't have children, do the divorce yourself.
Now, I'm not a profession
You might have seen this guy floating about in many of the images I've drawn throughout the website. He is a big driving force for me creating this whole site in the first place and one of the first things I meant to write about. However, I have struggled with it since I want to make even the most uncomfortable of subjects in my head a bit funny for others to read about. Sometimes your only choices are to cry or to laugh, and it just feels better to laugh. The Dark Man is the